Come on Santa I've been Good Not

Hey
"Bobby stop picking on your little sister or Santa is going to put you on the BAD LIST" my mother yelled at me. I ran upstairs, I was so mad that I stepped on my cat... so I through him out the window just like all the other ones. "Paper, where is a pen" I kept muttering to myself "found it" I sounded so relieved. I brought the paper and pen over to my desk and started to right Dear Santa

Dear Santa
These last few years I have been really bad. That has finally changed I decided to do good like throwing my alive cats out the window that may sound bad but when ever I see a movie with cats in it the cats always say "I believe I can fly", my dog went to a better place because of me and my younger brother well that's another story. I deserve to be on the good list my room is over flowing with coal. I'm only nine and already my room is over flowing. I'll be your best friend, life long pal and good al bison buddy. Come on Santa I've done nothing but good.

My life was hard as a child being the oldest Santa 9 years old. The responsibility was to much for me sense my dad died and was never there for me when I was sad. Ya you might already know this but my dad died in a car accident on the main highway where no police cars where. My mom never cared about me, she only cared about the little ones. When my family was out and I got left behind, somebody broke into our house and tied me up and threatened me with a gun.(ps this was a guilt trap)(this wasn't actually in the letter the stuff in bracket)

Come on Santa I've done nothing but good so please put me on the good list.