Do YOU Know the Pickle Man?

HI

"Hey Pickle Man are the pickles ready?" the Pickle Mans wife asked "not yet I'm just putting the final touch on" the Pickle Man replied. The Pickle Mans job was to make pickles. When the Pickle Man wanted a pickle to come to life it would. Today the Pickle man decided to make a pickle named Larry. Larry was going to be his friend because everybody in the town thought the Pickle man was crazy just because he like to be around pickles.


"Honey he's finished he's finally done" the Pickle Man yelled as he ran out of his shop holding the littlest pickle ever. "Good job honey" his wife congratulated him. The Pickle Man was so happy he had his own little little friend. The Pickle Man ran outside he was so happy he had a friend . Almost right after the Pickle man ran outside he ran back inside because he didn't like showing his face around the town.


When he was back inside he heard some kids singing


Oh do you know the Pickle man,


The Pickle man, the Pickle man?


Oh do you know the Pickle man,


That lives in Drury Lane?





Yes I know the Pickle man,


The Pickle man,


the Pickle man.


Yes I know the Pickle man,


That lives in Drury Lane.


Oh do you know the Pickle man?





It's was a very catchy tune the Pickle Man thought in his head I have my song he also thought.

Larry was a small green Pickle who was all bald. "Larry do you want to learn how I made you?" asked the Pickle Man Larry nodded his head up and down up and down. They Pickle man picked up Larry and carried him to his lab. The Pickle man's lab was full of ... PICKLES. "First I pick a cucumber" the pickle man told Larry as he picked up a cucumber, "then you carry the cucumber to the pickle machine which turns the cucumber into a pickle" the Pickle man told Larry as he took out pickles, "when the pickles come out I decide if I want some of them alive or not" the Pickle man told Larry "that is how I made you" the Pickle man finished.

The Pickle man took Larry back upstairs, brought him to the table and asked Larry if he wanted to play checkers Larry nodded up and down,so the Pickle man brought out a checker board and started to play checkers with Larry. How Larry knew how to play checkers right away I can't tell you he just knew.


In the end Larry won checkers and the Pickle man lost. The Pickle man didn't care that he lost checkers playing a Pickle because the Pickle man was just so happy that he had a friend.


After they were done playing checkers the Pickle man decided it has been a while since I took a walk, so the Pickle man and Larry went for a walk. Everybody in the town saw the Pickle man walking with a pickle everybody wanted a friend that was a Pickle.
Everybody ran to the Pickle man to ask him he would make a pickle friend for them.

The Pickle man had to work every single day so that the pickles would be ready to give out, luckily he had a certain little friend to help him LARRY.

THE PICKLE MAN, LARRY AND THE PICKLE MAN'S WIFE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END

Rubber Duckie 22

Learning at schoooooool

HEY PEOPLE

Big Brother's name: Bro

Little Brother's name: Lil Bro

"Come on Bro" my mother yelled at me "time to go to school" my mother yelled louder "OK OK" Bro yelled back. Bro walked down the stairs grabbed his back pack and walked out the door. Bro walked to his bus stop and waited for the bus to arrive. He waited for 30 minutes when he figured out that he didn't look at the time before he went out the door, he quickly pulled out his watch and checked the time it was only 7:30 am and the bus came at 8:30 am I started to walk back home so I wouldn't have to stand at the bus stop for an hour. It only took five minutes to get home. By the time I got back to my house my little brother was up and his name was Lil Bro. As you can tell my mother wanted easy names and what is easier then Bro and Lil Bro. "Mom why did you tell me it was time to go" Bro asked "I said to get up not to leave" replied my mom.

Finally it was actually time to go to school. I walked to the bus stop again and this time the bus actually showed up. I got on the bus and headed to sit by my group. I was one of the most popular kids in school. I got to school and headed to my locker. Ding ding ding went the bell that meant kids had 5 minutes to get to their first class and mine first class was math.

"Teachers please get ready to take your kids down to the gym to get ready for our assembly" the principle told the teachers. Our math teacher started lining us up and told us what the assembly was going to be like. He got down to the gym and went to sit on the bleachers sense I was in grade 9 I got to sit at the top. " We have decided that most of the little kids in elementary deserve to see what goes on around here" the principle started "so tomorrow it will be bring your little brother or sister to school day but only one so you will have to choose which brother or sister.

Ding ding ding finally school was over and I couldn't wait to get home and tell Lil Bro where he was going tomorrow. I got outside and headed toward my bus. I finally found it at the far end of the parking lot.

The bus dropped me off right in front of my house, I ran in closed the door and went to find Lil Bro. I went to where he usually was in his room. "Lil Bro guess what?" I asked him "what" he replied "you get to go to school tomorrow with me aren't you excited?" I told him excitedly "really" he was all a sudden really excited.

That day past really quickly

"Bro wake up wake up" Lil Bro said as he jumped on Bro's bed "OK OK I'm up" I told him. We both ran downstairs grabbed our lunches and headed for the bus stop. "The bus might be really full cause of all the siblings" I warned Lil Bro "OK" he replied.

The bus came around the corner and we could both see how cramped it was everybody was squished against a window. Screech the bus had stopped and everybody had gotten squished against the front. Bus driver opened the door and we both squished in right at the front so we could get out right away. "That was the worst ride ever" I told Lil Bro knowing he was thinking something anyway. We got off the bus and started going into the school we opened the doors and walked in. I showed Lil Bro where my locker was and showed him how we opened our lockers. Ding ding ding the bell rang and every teenager and Lil siblings started to walk faster towards their first class. Bro's first class today was math.

"Today in math we will be starting the wonderful word of Integers" Mr. Greer the math teacher told his students "and all the little siblings can help their older brother or sister with their work" he finished. We started working on integers on surprisingly Lil Bro was good at it like really good. Finally after an hour and 15 minutes it was 15 minute brake.

"Wow, middle school is so fun no wonder you like school" Lil Bro told Bro "I know right" Bro replied. "Come on, we don't want to be late for our next class ENGLISH WRITING WITH MR. HAYHURST he's a really fun teacher" Bro told Lil Bro.

Okay today's question of the day is, oh their isn't one up there oh well, everybody grab a laptop and sit down." Mr. Hayhurst told that class. "Today we are writing about pickles" Bro told Lil Bro who looked kind of confused. That class didn't take to long because it's so fun in goes by way to fast.

" Is school always like this really fun but also has a lot of things to learn so your ready for next year?" Lil Bro asked "of course" Bro replied "in fact today is a half day so we get to go home so come on" Bro said "but I want to stay longer" Lil Bro protested but Bro just picked up his little brother and headed out the door.

THE END

Rubber Duckie 22

My Holiday with My 10 Favorite Words + 3 I don't know

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My Holiday was beautiful. Except when somebody started to be a Fabulist if you don't know what that means it means a liar. Anyway I went to a place called Quesnel. Quesnel i s by Prince George and that's a 7 hour drive, it was a very long drive. We reached my grandma and grandpas house at 5:04 p.m. We stayed at our grandpas and grandmas for a week. It wasn't just my family it was my cousins and auntie and uncle all the kids had to sleep in the living room. All the kids had to sleep on the floor except me and my sister Courtney who is a real Cumbersome otherwise known as troublesome or a burden we slept on the couch that looked like a L. At dinner there was a really scary Awkward silence but the food was really good so that's probably why.

The parents woke up around 9:00 am, the little kids woke up around 7:30am and the older girls like me woke up around 10:00. It was good to sleep in on days. I would wake up and go tell my dad how good he looked in his new Haberdashery that he got for a early Christmas present. Christmas morning was the worst day to wake up because all the little kids wanted to open their presents as soon as they woke up. Me and my older sister were still sleeping when the little kids went to ask the parents if they could wake us up, so that we could open our presents really early and of course the parents told them that they could wake us up. I was the lucky one because I wasn't the first one to be woken up, my sister was. They woke me up after my sister.

We started opening our gifts and I got $25 for Starbucks I really wanted a gift card for Dairy Queen but I didn't get one I also wanted to get a gift card for Marble Slab. I got a lot of things I liked though so that was good.

The little kids got this toy where if you talk through it and say random words it translates for them so it's a Translator. "Turn that thing off" I Grumbled when they started getting louder. I pretended to have a headache when they didn't turn it off and when I pretended to start crying they came over to me and I lifted up my head to show a laughing face and I told them that they are all so Gullible.
My parents brought this squirt bottle for the kids so I walked up to my sister Courtney and Squirted her.
Rubber Duckie 22

My 10 Favorite Words + 3 I don't know

Hey
My Favorite 10 Words

1. Awkward
2. Translator
3. Squirted
4. Gullible
5. Grumbled
6. Marble
7. Slab
8. Starbucks
9. Dairy
10. Queen

3 Words That I don't know BUT I will know soon

1. Haberdasher
2. Cumbersome
3. Fabulist

Rubber Duckie 22

Come on Santa I've been Good Not

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"Bobby stop picking on your little sister or Santa is going to put you on the BAD LIST" my mother yelled at me. I ran upstairs, I was so mad that I stepped on my cat... so I through him out the window just like all the other ones. "Paper, where is a pen" I kept muttering to myself "found it" I sounded so relieved. I brought the paper and pen over to my desk and started to right Dear Santa

Dear Santa
These last few years I have been really bad. That has finally changed I decided to do good like throwing my alive cats out the window that may sound bad but when ever I see a movie with cats in it the cats always say "I believe I can fly", my dog went to a better place because of me and my younger brother well that's another story. I deserve to be on the good list my room is over flowing with coal. I'm only nine and already my room is over flowing. I'll be your best friend, life long pal and good al bison buddy. Come on Santa I've done nothing but good.

My life was hard as a child being the oldest Santa 9 years old. The responsibility was to much for me sense my dad died and was never there for me when I was sad. Ya you might already know this but my dad died in a car accident on the main highway where no police cars where. My mom never cared about me, she only cared about the little ones. When my family was out and I got left behind, somebody broke into our house and tied me up and threatened me with a gun.(ps this was a guilt trap)(this wasn't actually in the letter the stuff in bracket)

Come on Santa I've done nothing but good so please put me on the good list.

Mistletoe
“Honey it’s time to put up the mistletoe” the mother of the house told her husband. The dad of the family went to the closet and pulled me out, you might have guessed by now that I am the mistletoe. Don’t call me mistletoe call me Darling since that is my name. They hung me up where they always did in the door way to the living room. Ah it was so good to be out of the box and out in the clean and air that was full of love. The best part of being put up right there was the parents always invited there guest into the living room using that entrance. I absolutely couldn't wait till tonight guest were coming over and so that meant they were coming into this room I just wanted to scream.
“Almost time” I kept on repeating to myself. Knock- but the door was already opening, I tried to see who it was. As always it was the Shamre’s they always came over on Christmas Eve to help decorate. As they always did they set up the tree first, but the good part I really liked was they set up the tree in the living room which meant kissy kissy under Darling that’s me oh man did I love that part. “Here they come” I thought out loud but how could I keep it in I was so excited. “Look up the owner of the house told the Shamre’s, when they looked up all they could see was me YAY, they started leaning towards each other and bam the dog had came and hit the guy right where it hurts. The guy fell to the floor, making it way more dramatic then he should have. “Oh, come on” I almost yelled “you just ruined the first kiss that I was going to see in 12 months” I yelled at the dog that could hear me and see me.
They finished decorating at 8:30p.m., walked into the kitchen to get all there coffees, came back to the living room through my place and you know what that means they looked up looked at me and started leaning then bam the cat came and jumped on the wife’s shoulders for protection from the dog “ahh” the wife screamed as soon as the cat jumped on her shoulders. “Why you-“ I started to yell but here it came I quickly showed the cat and dog away then waited and watched for them to do it the Ohhh they actually got to kiss at least once in front of me, I could feel the love in the room that day.
Finally the day had come Christmas day YAY. The tree was up the presents were under the tree and all the decorations were put up. “Do you want to hear a secret”? I asked the dog and cat “ yay okay last night I saw Santa Clause with these two eyes” I told now wide eye dog and cat. I heard noises down the hall the owners of this beautiful must be up now I thought to myself and sure enough here came the kids bounding down the hallway like deer with the parents coming down the hallway shortly after.
The kids started ripping open the beautiful wrapping paper that the little elves chose just for them, everybody was happy the dog, cat, the family, all the decorations, Santa and the elves and me.
THE END

My Favorite Christmas Ever

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I was sitting on my bed waiting for night to come, because that was when everything happened. Finally the time came. I heard somebody calling my name downstairs so I jumped off the bed, ran downstairs and out the door. We were going snow mobiling up my uncle Darrel's really long driveway. Me my sister and my cousin Callum went first. We were heading up the driveway when we started going into the ditch me and my sister Courtney having never been on a snow mobile didn't know what to do but our cousin Callum did know what to do so he bailed. Uncle Darrel came and helped us out of the ditch then told us that whenever where going into a ditch or something you bail off the side.
"Come on kids, time for firework"the mothers called from the front yard. We all ran to get a good sled because we didn't want to sit on the cold snow. "Ohhhh ahhhh" all the kids began to say as the fireworks started going off. "Aren't there anymore" we asked wanting to see more fireworks "no sorry we already used them all" they answered. So we all went inside the house and played till it was time for fondues.
"Fondues" our moms called and that's all they had to say for us kids to come rushing into the kitchen and sit down at the table. On the plate there was marshmallows, grapes, orange, apple and in the center of the plate a big bowl of melted chocolate. We all started dipping our grapes and all the other good stuff into the chocolate and then ate it. "Okay kids will call you when it's time for presents.
"Kids it's" my mom started to say but all of us kids were already in the room sitting by the tree. "I call helping handout the presents" I told everybody around so I got up and started handing out gifts but it wasn't just me Courtney my older sister liked helping and we liked doing it together like we did every year. All the kids got socks like we got every year. My favorite was a soccer ball pillow it was really fun to play with because it was round and up on the top floor there was a bellkony that we could through it up onto then the person up there would catch it and throw it back down. "Okay kids it's time to go to bed" my parents told us, so we ran upstairs got in our bed and went to sleep.

Rubber Duckie22****