Do YOU Know the Pickle Man?

HI

"Hey Pickle Man are the pickles ready?" the Pickle Mans wife asked "not yet I'm just putting the final touch on" the Pickle Man replied. The Pickle Mans job was to make pickles. When the Pickle Man wanted a pickle to come to life it would. Today the Pickle man decided to make a pickle named Larry. Larry was going to be his friend because everybody in the town thought the Pickle man was crazy just because he like to be around pickles.


"Honey he's finished he's finally done" the Pickle Man yelled as he ran out of his shop holding the littlest pickle ever. "Good job honey" his wife congratulated him. The Pickle Man was so happy he had his own little little friend. The Pickle Man ran outside he was so happy he had a friend . Almost right after the Pickle man ran outside he ran back inside because he didn't like showing his face around the town.


When he was back inside he heard some kids singing


Oh do you know the Pickle man,


The Pickle man, the Pickle man?


Oh do you know the Pickle man,


That lives in Drury Lane?





Yes I know the Pickle man,


The Pickle man,


the Pickle man.


Yes I know the Pickle man,


That lives in Drury Lane.


Oh do you know the Pickle man?





It's was a very catchy tune the Pickle Man thought in his head I have my song he also thought.

Larry was a small green Pickle who was all bald. "Larry do you want to learn how I made you?" asked the Pickle Man Larry nodded his head up and down up and down. They Pickle man picked up Larry and carried him to his lab. The Pickle man's lab was full of ... PICKLES. "First I pick a cucumber" the pickle man told Larry as he picked up a cucumber, "then you carry the cucumber to the pickle machine which turns the cucumber into a pickle" the Pickle man told Larry as he took out pickles, "when the pickles come out I decide if I want some of them alive or not" the Pickle man told Larry "that is how I made you" the Pickle man finished.

The Pickle man took Larry back upstairs, brought him to the table and asked Larry if he wanted to play checkers Larry nodded up and down,so the Pickle man brought out a checker board and started to play checkers with Larry. How Larry knew how to play checkers right away I can't tell you he just knew.


In the end Larry won checkers and the Pickle man lost. The Pickle man didn't care that he lost checkers playing a Pickle because the Pickle man was just so happy that he had a friend.


After they were done playing checkers the Pickle man decided it has been a while since I took a walk, so the Pickle man and Larry went for a walk. Everybody in the town saw the Pickle man walking with a pickle everybody wanted a friend that was a Pickle.
Everybody ran to the Pickle man to ask him he would make a pickle friend for them.

The Pickle man had to work every single day so that the pickles would be ready to give out, luckily he had a certain little friend to help him LARRY.

THE PICKLE MAN, LARRY AND THE PICKLE MAN'S WIFE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END

Rubber Duckie 22

Learning at schoooooool

HEY PEOPLE

Big Brother's name: Bro

Little Brother's name: Lil Bro

"Come on Bro" my mother yelled at me "time to go to school" my mother yelled louder "OK OK" Bro yelled back. Bro walked down the stairs grabbed his back pack and walked out the door. Bro walked to his bus stop and waited for the bus to arrive. He waited for 30 minutes when he figured out that he didn't look at the time before he went out the door, he quickly pulled out his watch and checked the time it was only 7:30 am and the bus came at 8:30 am I started to walk back home so I wouldn't have to stand at the bus stop for an hour. It only took five minutes to get home. By the time I got back to my house my little brother was up and his name was Lil Bro. As you can tell my mother wanted easy names and what is easier then Bro and Lil Bro. "Mom why did you tell me it was time to go" Bro asked "I said to get up not to leave" replied my mom.

Finally it was actually time to go to school. I walked to the bus stop again and this time the bus actually showed up. I got on the bus and headed to sit by my group. I was one of the most popular kids in school. I got to school and headed to my locker. Ding ding ding went the bell that meant kids had 5 minutes to get to their first class and mine first class was math.

"Teachers please get ready to take your kids down to the gym to get ready for our assembly" the principle told the teachers. Our math teacher started lining us up and told us what the assembly was going to be like. He got down to the gym and went to sit on the bleachers sense I was in grade 9 I got to sit at the top. " We have decided that most of the little kids in elementary deserve to see what goes on around here" the principle started "so tomorrow it will be bring your little brother or sister to school day but only one so you will have to choose which brother or sister.

Ding ding ding finally school was over and I couldn't wait to get home and tell Lil Bro where he was going tomorrow. I got outside and headed toward my bus. I finally found it at the far end of the parking lot.

The bus dropped me off right in front of my house, I ran in closed the door and went to find Lil Bro. I went to where he usually was in his room. "Lil Bro guess what?" I asked him "what" he replied "you get to go to school tomorrow with me aren't you excited?" I told him excitedly "really" he was all a sudden really excited.

That day past really quickly

"Bro wake up wake up" Lil Bro said as he jumped on Bro's bed "OK OK I'm up" I told him. We both ran downstairs grabbed our lunches and headed for the bus stop. "The bus might be really full cause of all the siblings" I warned Lil Bro "OK" he replied.

The bus came around the corner and we could both see how cramped it was everybody was squished against a window. Screech the bus had stopped and everybody had gotten squished against the front. Bus driver opened the door and we both squished in right at the front so we could get out right away. "That was the worst ride ever" I told Lil Bro knowing he was thinking something anyway. We got off the bus and started going into the school we opened the doors and walked in. I showed Lil Bro where my locker was and showed him how we opened our lockers. Ding ding ding the bell rang and every teenager and Lil siblings started to walk faster towards their first class. Bro's first class today was math.

"Today in math we will be starting the wonderful word of Integers" Mr. Greer the math teacher told his students "and all the little siblings can help their older brother or sister with their work" he finished. We started working on integers on surprisingly Lil Bro was good at it like really good. Finally after an hour and 15 minutes it was 15 minute brake.

"Wow, middle school is so fun no wonder you like school" Lil Bro told Bro "I know right" Bro replied. "Come on, we don't want to be late for our next class ENGLISH WRITING WITH MR. HAYHURST he's a really fun teacher" Bro told Lil Bro.

Okay today's question of the day is, oh their isn't one up there oh well, everybody grab a laptop and sit down." Mr. Hayhurst told that class. "Today we are writing about pickles" Bro told Lil Bro who looked kind of confused. That class didn't take to long because it's so fun in goes by way to fast.

" Is school always like this really fun but also has a lot of things to learn so your ready for next year?" Lil Bro asked "of course" Bro replied "in fact today is a half day so we get to go home so come on" Bro said "but I want to stay longer" Lil Bro protested but Bro just picked up his little brother and headed out the door.

THE END

Rubber Duckie 22

My Holiday with My 10 Favorite Words + 3 I don't know

Hey

My Holiday was beautiful. Except when somebody started to be a Fabulist if you don't know what that means it means a liar. Anyway I went to a place called Quesnel. Quesnel i s by Prince George and that's a 7 hour drive, it was a very long drive. We reached my grandma and grandpas house at 5:04 p.m. We stayed at our grandpas and grandmas for a week. It wasn't just my family it was my cousins and auntie and uncle all the kids had to sleep in the living room. All the kids had to sleep on the floor except me and my sister Courtney who is a real Cumbersome otherwise known as troublesome or a burden we slept on the couch that looked like a L. At dinner there was a really scary Awkward silence but the food was really good so that's probably why.

The parents woke up around 9:00 am, the little kids woke up around 7:30am and the older girls like me woke up around 10:00. It was good to sleep in on days. I would wake up and go tell my dad how good he looked in his new Haberdashery that he got for a early Christmas present. Christmas morning was the worst day to wake up because all the little kids wanted to open their presents as soon as they woke up. Me and my older sister were still sleeping when the little kids went to ask the parents if they could wake us up, so that we could open our presents really early and of course the parents told them that they could wake us up. I was the lucky one because I wasn't the first one to be woken up, my sister was. They woke me up after my sister.

We started opening our gifts and I got $25 for Starbucks I really wanted a gift card for Dairy Queen but I didn't get one I also wanted to get a gift card for Marble Slab. I got a lot of things I liked though so that was good.

The little kids got this toy where if you talk through it and say random words it translates for them so it's a Translator. "Turn that thing off" I Grumbled when they started getting louder. I pretended to have a headache when they didn't turn it off and when I pretended to start crying they came over to me and I lifted up my head to show a laughing face and I told them that they are all so Gullible.
My parents brought this squirt bottle for the kids so I walked up to my sister Courtney and Squirted her.
Rubber Duckie 22

My 10 Favorite Words + 3 I don't know

Hey
My Favorite 10 Words

1. Awkward
2. Translator
3. Squirted
4. Gullible
5. Grumbled
6. Marble
7. Slab
8. Starbucks
9. Dairy
10. Queen

3 Words That I don't know BUT I will know soon

1. Haberdasher
2. Cumbersome
3. Fabulist

Rubber Duckie 22