Hey
Question
What is green has 4 legs and when it falls out of a tree it hurts?
Answer
A pool table
Question
Why did the plane crash
Answer
Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread
Question
What is white and black with red all over ( it's not a newspaper)
Answer
A skunk with a diaper rash
Rubber Duckie22****
Friday, October 30, 2009
5 rules you should follow
Hey
- Don't forget your pants
- Don't forget your homework
- Don't forget to make sure the sky isn't falling
- If there's an earthquake stay in the open
- If you forget your homework(which would be breaking rule #2) use the excuse my dog ate it
P.S. If you break any of these rules run for your lives another thing remember if you follow these 5 rules you will not get in trouble
Rubber Duckie22****
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The Monster of the Deep
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It all started when I was sitting on the beach shore watching the shining lake that looked blue in the light. When I heard a noise I never heard before it sounded like a elephant and a whale, it didn't sound very good. So I decided after a period of time to go check it out. I walked down to the beach right to the waters edge. When I felt a sharp pain in my leg, it felt like my sister pinching my leg really hard. It was like nothing I ever felt before. I looked down to see what it was, that's when I saw it, it was hideous it had big bulging eyes sharp teeth that looked round it's body was the shape of a alligator and it's tail was like a mouse except the animal monster thing was purple with yellow poke-a-dots. I started to scream then runaway.
It all started when I was sitting on the beach shore watching the shining lake that looked blue in the light. When I heard a noise I never heard before it sounded like a elephant and a whale, it didn't sound very good. So I decided after a period of time to go check it out. I walked down to the beach right to the waters edge. When I felt a sharp pain in my leg, it felt like my sister pinching my leg really hard. It was like nothing I ever felt before. I looked down to see what it was, that's when I saw it, it was hideous it had big bulging eyes sharp teeth that looked round it's body was the shape of a alligator and it's tail was like a mouse except the animal monster thing was purple with yellow poke-a-dots. I started to scream then runaway.
Monday, October 26, 2009
The Killer Frog
Hey
It was 9:00pm and I was lying in bed waiting for it to strike. My breathing was so hard that I almost made my lungs explode. When I smelt it, it was a strong smell of wet soggy bugs particularly beetles. I saw something move in the shadows of my room, I tried to sleep so I wouldn't feel the pain when it happened. There it was jumping towards me when it happened I could feel the pain boiling inside of me breaking everything inside me. Then it all stopped and so did my heart.
It was 9:00pm and I was lying in bed waiting for it to strike. My breathing was so hard that I almost made my lungs explode. When I smelt it, it was a strong smell of wet soggy bugs particularly beetles. I saw something move in the shadows of my room, I tried to sleep so I wouldn't feel the pain when it happened. There it was jumping towards me when it happened I could feel the pain boiling inside of me breaking everything inside me. Then it all stopped and so did my heart.
The End
Rubber Duckie****
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Scaredy Student
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It was Sunday morning in "Clown Town". This is the story of scaredy student the story circles around little Billy Coganfigle. In Clown Town everybody always dress up as clowns and everybody worships and like clowns everybody except Billy Coganfigle he was afraid of clowns because ever sense he was a baby there has always been a clown in his house and now when ever he sees a clown he screams. There were a lot of different things that Billy couldn't do like go outside go to birthday parties and got to a public school. Sense Billy couldn't go to a public school he got home schooled. One day well Billy was at home done with all his school work he heard a knock on the door and like every other child he was taught to go get the door so that's exactly what Billy went to do. He opened the door all the way looked outside and there standing at his door was a clown Billy screamed at the top of his lungs shut the door on the clowns nose and ran under his bed to try and get that face out of his head but no matter what he did that face stayed in his head. Billy stayed under his bed until 9:00p.m. his mom kept calling him out but he always said"he'll get me won't come out". Finally at 9:00p.m. he lost the image and came out from under neath the bed and went right to bed.
Billy woke from the light shining in through the window. He went to look out the window like every morning. Billy usually woke up around 4:00a.m. because that was the only time clowns weren't out and he could go outside and play but as soon as the small hand stroked the 5 he would run inside and do his school work with his mom every day he had math first then English and then for his last class was clown history. His mom was trying to get him not to be afraid of clowns but whenever she invited a friend over in a clown suit it just made it worse.
One particular time his mom invited a lot of people over in there clown suits because the only reason the took them off was to use a different clown suit on. So his mom called Billy down saying it was time for supper and when he came down and saw all the clowns he fainted fell down the stairs and kept saying to himself "there going to get me don't wake up" and for 12hours he didn't wake up but he was starting to say "hungry must wake up" and everybody was starting to worry that he would starve himself. So everybody decided to leave so he wouldn't wake up and faint again so they left. The next day at 8:00a.m. he woke up and 5 bowls of fruit loops cereal and after that he wasn't hungry anymore. He was so scared he didn't follow his usual routine the routine he used today was so different today he did clown biology for the whole day. Today the clown didn't show up till 5:00 in the morning and boy was Billy scared. As usual the clown knocked on the door and Billy opened the door as usual, but this time it wasn't just one clown there was one two three four five there were five clowns do you think that scared him because it did he screamed for hours and ran around the whole house finally he got tired and went into his room.
It was Sunday morning in "Clown Town". This is the story of scaredy student the story circles around little Billy Coganfigle. In Clown Town everybody always dress up as clowns and everybody worships and like clowns everybody except Billy Coganfigle he was afraid of clowns because ever sense he was a baby there has always been a clown in his house and now when ever he sees a clown he screams. There were a lot of different things that Billy couldn't do like go outside go to birthday parties and got to a public school. Sense Billy couldn't go to a public school he got home schooled. One day well Billy was at home done with all his school work he heard a knock on the door and like every other child he was taught to go get the door so that's exactly what Billy went to do. He opened the door all the way looked outside and there standing at his door was a clown Billy screamed at the top of his lungs shut the door on the clowns nose and ran under his bed to try and get that face out of his head but no matter what he did that face stayed in his head. Billy stayed under his bed until 9:00p.m. his mom kept calling him out but he always said"he'll get me won't come out". Finally at 9:00p.m. he lost the image and came out from under neath the bed and went right to bed.
Billy woke from the light shining in through the window. He went to look out the window like every morning. Billy usually woke up around 4:00a.m. because that was the only time clowns weren't out and he could go outside and play but as soon as the small hand stroked the 5 he would run inside and do his school work with his mom every day he had math first then English and then for his last class was clown history. His mom was trying to get him not to be afraid of clowns but whenever she invited a friend over in a clown suit it just made it worse.
One particular time his mom invited a lot of people over in there clown suits because the only reason the took them off was to use a different clown suit on. So his mom called Billy down saying it was time for supper and when he came down and saw all the clowns he fainted fell down the stairs and kept saying to himself "there going to get me don't wake up" and for 12hours he didn't wake up but he was starting to say "hungry must wake up" and everybody was starting to worry that he would starve himself. So everybody decided to leave so he wouldn't wake up and faint again so they left. The next day at 8:00a.m. he woke up and 5 bowls of fruit loops cereal and after that he wasn't hungry anymore. He was so scared he didn't follow his usual routine the routine he used today was so different today he did clown biology for the whole day. Today the clown didn't show up till 5:00 in the morning and boy was Billy scared. As usual the clown knocked on the door and Billy opened the door as usual, but this time it wasn't just one clown there was one two three four five there were five clowns do you think that scared him because it did he screamed for hours and ran around the whole house finally he got tired and went into his room.
Billy did a lot of thinking and he was thinking that it was not right to runaway from his fears he new it would take a while but he was willing to try so he ran down stairs and he called his mom into the room and when she came in he murmured "mom I don't want to be afraid of clowns anymore invite a lot over" his mom said "that's great lets get started phoning people".
So they started phoning everybody they new and Billy was the greater he had to shake everybody's hand and a dinner time the only people he would talk to was the clowns. Billy could feel the sacredness of clowns going away. The Coganfigle family had a party until Billy was completely not afraid of clowns. The End
So they started phoning everybody they new and Billy was the greater he had to shake everybody's hand and a dinner time the only people he would talk to was the clowns. Billy could feel the sacredness of clowns going away. The Coganfigle family had a party until Billy was completely not afraid of clowns. The End
Rubber Duckie22****
If I was Invisible for a day
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I woke up one morning at 9:00 and it was finally summer vacation. So I jumped out of bed and ran for the stairs and that's when I realized that I couldn't see my toes, so I looked a little higher and I couldn't see my belly and so I ran back-up the stairs ran into the bathroom and looked into the mirror and screamed at the top of my lungs I couldn't see myself. Then I started to think what did I do that might have made me invisible and the only thing I could think if was that horrible tasting turkey my dad cooked.
I decided it was pretty cool being invisible so I ran out of the house and down the street to where the ice cream shop was and I decided not to bu it but steal it so that's is exactly what I did. The ice cream man was there as always and was usually angry with kids when they stole some ice cream and I just love how mad he gets. I got into the shop grabbed a bin of my favorite ice cream and haled it out. It wouldn't be to good if he noticed that ice cream was floating away so I walked beside this kid to make it look like he was caring it. The ice cream man noticed the boy caring the ice cream and he got mad and his face went all red and steam started coming out his ears and man you should've seen that kid run, when he noticed that the ice cream man was angry. That's when I noticed that it was starting to get dark and head home with the ice cream when I noticed I could see my feet and my hands and I wasn't invisible anymore and I was standing right in front of the ice cream shop and the ice cream man was running towards me hands out ready to strangle me at anytime so man I think I ran faster then the kid before me and I ran all the way home still having the ice cream in my hands.
I woke up one morning at 9:00 and it was finally summer vacation. So I jumped out of bed and ran for the stairs and that's when I realized that I couldn't see my toes, so I looked a little higher and I couldn't see my belly and so I ran back-up the stairs ran into the bathroom and looked into the mirror and screamed at the top of my lungs I couldn't see myself. Then I started to think what did I do that might have made me invisible and the only thing I could think if was that horrible tasting turkey my dad cooked.
I decided it was pretty cool being invisible so I ran out of the house and down the street to where the ice cream shop was and I decided not to bu it but steal it so that's is exactly what I did. The ice cream man was there as always and was usually angry with kids when they stole some ice cream and I just love how mad he gets. I got into the shop grabbed a bin of my favorite ice cream and haled it out. It wouldn't be to good if he noticed that ice cream was floating away so I walked beside this kid to make it look like he was caring it. The ice cream man noticed the boy caring the ice cream and he got mad and his face went all red and steam started coming out his ears and man you should've seen that kid run, when he noticed that the ice cream man was angry. That's when I noticed that it was starting to get dark and head home with the ice cream when I noticed I could see my feet and my hands and I wasn't invisible anymore and I was standing right in front of the ice cream shop and the ice cream man was running towards me hands out ready to strangle me at anytime so man I think I ran faster then the kid before me and I ran all the way home still having the ice cream in my hands.
Monday, October 12, 2009
What I did before I died
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I was lying in McDonald's almost at the point when my heart stopped beating. But lets go back a little bit and I will tell you my story. It all started when I was just a little girl and my mother was in the hospital with lung cancer. Well my mom was at the hospital me and my dad were waiting for a phone call from the hospital and then there it was the ring a ding ding of the phone, my dad ran across the room almost tripping over his own feet to get the phone. That whole time well he was on the I watched his face because I new if started crying or tearing up you would know that she was never ever coming back, at 5:00 I saw on my dads face the tears starting to come and I new she was never coming back and I would never see her again.
Many years past and I was now 18 years old and every few years I would go to the doctor to see how I was doing well one day when I was going in for a for a check up on Saturday 13, 2009 on a Friday I went in to that really small room sat on the little bed and that's when the doctor said "I'm sorry but you only have one more week to live". When my mom figured out that she had lung cancer that was almost the same words he said to her. All I new was that I wanted to do everything I ever wanted to do before I died.
So I started by going to Mexico and that was so fun I learned how to windsurf and surf. Then I decided I wanted to see a great white shark and so I went to Hawaii and those things sure are big, the great white shark tried to attack me. I had one day left before I dad so I new I couldn't do everything I wanted but the last thing I wanted to do was catch the H1N1 flu why your probably asking well because it sounds fun you may not think so but I do.
That morning I woke up and decided I want to die at McDonald's so I went to McDonald's had some pancakes and then after I was finished the delicious pancakes I waited till that moment came and at 5:00 on Saturday the 20 of September 2009 I closed my eyes and never opened them again.
Rubber Duckie 22****
I was lying in McDonald's almost at the point when my heart stopped beating. But lets go back a little bit and I will tell you my story. It all started when I was just a little girl and my mother was in the hospital with lung cancer. Well my mom was at the hospital me and my dad were waiting for a phone call from the hospital and then there it was the ring a ding ding of the phone, my dad ran across the room almost tripping over his own feet to get the phone. That whole time well he was on the I watched his face because I new if started crying or tearing up you would know that she was never ever coming back, at 5:00 I saw on my dads face the tears starting to come and I new she was never coming back and I would never see her again.
Many years past and I was now 18 years old and every few years I would go to the doctor to see how I was doing well one day when I was going in for a for a check up on Saturday 13, 2009 on a Friday I went in to that really small room sat on the little bed and that's when the doctor said "I'm sorry but you only have one more week to live". When my mom figured out that she had lung cancer that was almost the same words he said to her. All I new was that I wanted to do everything I ever wanted to do before I died.
So I started by going to Mexico and that was so fun I learned how to windsurf and surf. Then I decided I wanted to see a great white shark and so I went to Hawaii and those things sure are big, the great white shark tried to attack me. I had one day left before I dad so I new I couldn't do everything I wanted but the last thing I wanted to do was catch the H1N1 flu why your probably asking well because it sounds fun you may not think so but I do.
That morning I woke up and decided I want to die at McDonald's so I went to McDonald's had some pancakes and then after I was finished the delicious pancakes I waited till that moment came and at 5:00 on Saturday the 20 of September 2009 I closed my eyes and never opened them again.
Rubber Duckie 22****
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
What I'd do with a 10 million lotto ticket
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I want to tell you a story about a girl who found a $1o million lotto ticket. This little girls name was Meggy and one day when she was walking home from school she saw a small piece 0f paper on the ground so she picked it up and looked at it a little bit closer and that is when she found out it was a lottery ticket.
The person who had the ticket before her was a thief and he over heard what the winning number was going to be so the thief went and put that number down the numbers were 5826, but on his way home he walked into a telephone pole and dropped the ticket without noticing that he had dropped the ticket.
When the Meggy got home she showed her parents what she found and like most parents they said she had to give it back but like most kids Meggy didn't want to so she ran upstairs and hid it. Till the day came when she would find out if it was a winner.
So the day came and the thief was looking for the ticket and that was when he noticed that he had dropped the ticket. So he ran back and retraced each step he took when he first got the ticket but of course he didn't find it because one little girl passed that same day and found it. But then he noticed foot prints on the snow that. Just to give you a little update it's winter. Anyways he saw Meggy's foot prints so he followed them till he found her house.
Meggy was down stairs watching TV when she heard a knock on the door so she got up and went to get the door and there standing in the cold was the thief. He walked inside and sayed in a very deep voice sayed" where is the ticket" and of course she new what he wanted so she was nice and handed him the ticket. The End
PS that little girl was me
rubber duckie 22****
I want to tell you a story about a girl who found a $1o million lotto ticket. This little girls name was Meggy and one day when she was walking home from school she saw a small piece 0f paper on the ground so she picked it up and looked at it a little bit closer and that is when she found out it was a lottery ticket.
The person who had the ticket before her was a thief and he over heard what the winning number was going to be so the thief went and put that number down the numbers were 5826, but on his way home he walked into a telephone pole and dropped the ticket without noticing that he had dropped the ticket.
When the Meggy got home she showed her parents what she found and like most parents they said she had to give it back but like most kids Meggy didn't want to so she ran upstairs and hid it. Till the day came when she would find out if it was a winner.
So the day came and the thief was looking for the ticket and that was when he noticed that he had dropped the ticket. So he ran back and retraced each step he took when he first got the ticket but of course he didn't find it because one little girl passed that same day and found it. But then he noticed foot prints on the snow that. Just to give you a little update it's winter. Anyways he saw Meggy's foot prints so he followed them till he found her house.
Meggy was down stairs watching TV when she heard a knock on the door so she got up and went to get the door and there standing in the cold was the thief. He walked inside and sayed in a very deep voice sayed" where is the ticket" and of course she new what he wanted so she was nice and handed him the ticket. The End
PS that little girl was me
rubber duckie 22****
Friday, October 2, 2009
Guatamala
Hi
When I was in grade 4 my family and a couple other families went to Guatamala to help at a orphange and help the community. We got to Guatamala by plane and actually got there at 1:00am. Are ride was like a bus but not as long and the last pair of seats were facing each other and instead of the front, that is where all the kids sat. On the way to the orphange we saw a volcano erupting and lava was actually coming out of the volcano.
The place where we stayed was right across the steert from the orphange. This place where we stayed was called viva. There were 4 hamicks a long table we put up for breakfast, lunch and dinner and there were chairs lots of chairs. It was always hot there. One thing that was good and bad was they only had cold water which meant if you wanted a shower it would be cold, sometimes I would go jump into the shower with my clothes on and come out because it felt so good but if you took a shower at night you would want it to be quick. My families room was the only family with our very own bathroomeverybody else had to share a bathroom but of course there was a boy and girl bathrooms.
We did many activities in Guatamala and one of them was going to a prison. There were 900 people in that jail and 500 of them were christians. It was kind a scary to be in prison with mass murders. I met this really cool person in the prison and his name was Danny and he made really cool braclets. Most of the people made things like hamicks and braclets and stuff like that so it's kind a like a farmers market.
This other time I went to a pool with all the orphange kids and it was scary all the kids from the orphange chased me, Riley,Kyle,Courtney and Ellie so we had to run all over the pool and swim all over the pool.
The kids at the orphange had nothing but they were still happy. They really liked it when we went over there to hang out with them.
rubber duckie 22****
When I was in grade 4 my family and a couple other families went to Guatamala to help at a orphange and help the community. We got to Guatamala by plane and actually got there at 1:00am. Are ride was like a bus but not as long and the last pair of seats were facing each other and instead of the front, that is where all the kids sat. On the way to the orphange we saw a volcano erupting and lava was actually coming out of the volcano.
The place where we stayed was right across the steert from the orphange. This place where we stayed was called viva. There were 4 hamicks a long table we put up for breakfast, lunch and dinner and there were chairs lots of chairs. It was always hot there. One thing that was good and bad was they only had cold water which meant if you wanted a shower it would be cold, sometimes I would go jump into the shower with my clothes on and come out because it felt so good but if you took a shower at night you would want it to be quick. My families room was the only family with our very own bathroomeverybody else had to share a bathroom but of course there was a boy and girl bathrooms.
We did many activities in Guatamala and one of them was going to a prison. There were 900 people in that jail and 500 of them were christians. It was kind a scary to be in prison with mass murders. I met this really cool person in the prison and his name was Danny and he made really cool braclets. Most of the people made things like hamicks and braclets and stuff like that so it's kind a like a farmers market.
This other time I went to a pool with all the orphange kids and it was scary all the kids from the orphange chased me, Riley,Kyle,Courtney and Ellie so we had to run all over the pool and swim all over the pool.
The kids at the orphange had nothing but they were still happy. They really liked it when we went over there to hang out with them.
rubber duckie 22****
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